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funnies

An open letter to my countrymen (and shielas too)

January 10, 2009

Dear fellow Australians, Here are just a few notes that maybe you should take into consideration when visiting Bali so I don’t have to cringe every time I see and hear some of you. 1.  When someone asks “how was your meal?”, “Grouse” isn’t a particularly appropriate response.  Even though the Balinese speak very good [...]

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Yet another dubiously named supermarket item.

October 17, 2008

Love Juice.  So juicy.  Hmmm.  Sounds a bit sus.  Yet it tastes like apple. (I swear I don't have a dirty mind…) Tweet Delicious Digg Facebook Ping Stumble

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Singapore: Funny things

October 11, 2008

Three funny things I saw in Singapore. Firstly: Would you like your family jewels well hung?  Well, visit the House of Hung Jeweler! I know, I have a dirty, immature mind. Maybe you want to look super hot in your passport photo.  This place had two banners outside showing just how hot you could look [...]

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Tofu is shit

September 23, 2008

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE TOFU SECTION OF THE SUPERMARKET! How I laughed! The five-year-old child within me was squealing with delight and wanting to run around the supermarket screaming "look, it says poo!". But annoyingly when I went to fry up some poo this evening, I couldn't figure out how to get the [...]

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Puppy battle part II

December 22, 2007

(that could almost be a LOLpup… CAN I PLZ HALP GROW DA PLANTZ? or something along those lines) I know he looks like he wouldn’t hurt a fly.  Pogo is undeniably cute. But if you don’t remember the first time Pogo and I met, it involved the complete ruin of an expensive handbag of mine [...]

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Puppy perils

July 22, 2007

While he may look absolutely gorgeous, this little bundle of fluff is usurping my rightful position as pack leader of the family home.  Pogo, as he is known, is our new family puppy, who is being treated as if he is human child by my mother, and who wasn’t particularly chuffed when I waltzed back [...]

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