Trash

Ways to improve the Logies.

Last night there was pretty much two choices on TV. 1. A house full of people of questionable talent… Big Brother.2. A casino...

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Who do they think they are kidding?

Why do companies like Colgate bother re-voicing their crappy ads? They aren’t fooling anyone. The lips never match up with the new...

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Oh dear…

I stupidly turned on the new Channel 9 show “My Kids a Star”. Omigosh, it’s horrible. Tantamount to child abuse really....

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Viewers, ready? Lycra-clad freaks, ready?

So, I’ve decided to give up watching trashy TV. It’s getting far too much, and even though I still follow politics and news and...

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I shake my head…

My radio was being silly and wouldn’t tune properly. So I got stuck momentarily listening to Kyle and Jackie O the other morning. I...

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Have you ever noticed…

That at Summer Bay High, the bell rings, they rustle in their lockers, the bell rings again, and they go back to the exact same...

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Things I learnt from daytime/trashy TV today

(All of this was of course watched after a full viewing of the monumental apology to Indigenous Australians, particularly the Stolen...

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Whatever happened to…

… Clipart and Wordart?  Back in the 1990s my school assignments were always full of Clipart and crazy Wordart headings. And they...

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Yay that Idol is finished

I am so glad Australian Idol is finished for another year. Especially since they managed to drag the final verdict on for three...

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The sad state of the idiot box

People pay me out for watching Australian Idol. Yes, it’s crap (especially this year). Yes, it’s painful. Yes, it’s naff....

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What’s what… WTF?

I stumbled upon a hilarious hilarious website. You know those Westfields shopping centre ads where they dress people up in hideous outfits?...

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Get ready to battle…

In a boon for manufacturers of foam weaponary and gymnastics rings, Channel 7 has announced that Gladiators will return to our screens next...

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