Welcome to my new home!
Sorry it’s a bit sparse at the moment. I’ve just been so busy with the move. I popped down to Ikea to see if they had a pre-fab living-blog-room kit, but then I couldn’t put the damn thing together. I ended up swearing at some poor Swedish exchange student who told me just to follow the instructions.
But plonk down on the floor… sorry, yeah, I know that light switch is broken, sorry it’s a bit dark. I will fix it soon. I need to get a ladder first.
Let me get you a drink of this champagne (yeah, I’ve never heard of Swine brand champagne before either, I think it’s Mexican). Sorry, I don’t have any champagne glasses. You don’t mind drinking out of this plastic Batman promotional tumbler I got for free with a McHappy Meal ten years ago, right?
But welcome. Thanks for coming over. Hope it wasn’t too hard to find. I reckon this place will be just as much fun, if not more so, than the last joint. Speaking of joints, what’s that smell?
Oh, you bought your new friend I haven’t met before? Hey! Well, this is just a little housewarming shindig. I used to live over at a place called betty loves blogging, but I decided to move cos the rent was too expensive. I’m a journalist/media type you see, so it’s pretty surprising I can put a roof over my head at all really… plus I’m Australian and 24, but I haven’t pawned my furniture for beer, if that’s what you are thinking. I’m not that kind of Australian. Most of the time I’m not…
Sit down! Have a chat! I’ve got some crazy stories to tell you…
(so yeah, welcome to the new blog. It’s all not quite finished yet, but I’ll get around to it…)
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