Good morning, let me crap on your head

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Stumble out of bed.  Stumble to bathroom.  Turn on bathroom light, which automatically turns on the exhaust fan as well.

Sit on toilet.

SPLAT.

The cover of the exhaust fan falls off, directly above the toilet, and it sprays a bucketload of brown watery gunk all over my head.

Good morning to you too, exhaust fan with diarrhea. 

So I shower to wash off the crap, stumble out of the bathroom, and find wedged under my door an internet bill with late fees that I paid weeks ago.  Sigh.  That's gonna be fun trying to clear that up.

It's going to be one of those Jakarta days then… one of the ones where you just want to drive to Soekarno-Hatta and catch a plane to a city that is functional…

2 Responses to " Good morning, let me crap on your head "

  1. peyo says:

    OMG, unbelievable story. I would probably have scrubbed myself until my skin is peeling if it had happened to me.
    I also hate calling customer service in here. After trying to explain the situation for 10-15 minutes, they’ll say that it is beyond their authority to do what you ask, regardless whatever it is.

  2. Ashlee says:

    Yeah, I washed my hair three times afterwards…