I thought this message at the end of a docket at a cafe we visited last week was quite quirky;
An immaculate day… as in holy? Like the immaculate conception? As in clean and tidy? As in a day where the dirtiness of life is completely absent? It seems like an odd thing to put on the end of a receipt… if you had smeared your lunch all over your face you would already be doomed.
But more interestingly, it got me thinking about the world of possibilities for docket greetings. I thought "Have a nice day" or "Thank you please come again" were as creative as you could get. How wrong I was.
Imagine being able to express how you actually felt on the end of the docket… here are a few of my suggestions;
"Thanks for helping me pay my kids school fees"
"Piss off and don’t come back you arrogant assholes"
"Do you realise you could have made scrambled eggs at home for a third of the price?"
"Just because I wear an apron and you wear a suit doesn’t mean you are the better person"
"You’ve got egg on your face"
"I’m psychic. I know where you had lunch today."
Maybe those suggestions are a little long. They probably need to be a bit punchier.
"Thanks for nothing"
"You’re hot. Call me: 0411222333"
"Ave a g8 day m8."
The possibilities are endless. Any suggestions? Have an immaculate day people.