“Hello? Hello? TIMOR TELECOM! NO RECEPTION AGAIN??? WHY? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME IN PORTUGUESE? I already changed my language settings!”
My actual phone was about as useful as this cute kid’s shoe phone in the villages we visited up in the hills. I was actually surprised that she had been exposed to enough mobile phone calls in her short life to use the shoe to imitate a phone.
After using the shoe as a phone, she then started using it as a teething ring. Not especially sanitary.