LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE TOFU SECTION OF THE SUPERMARKET!
How I laughed! The five-year-old child within me was squealing with delight and wanting to run around the supermarket screaming "look, it says poo!".
But annoyingly when I went to fry up some poo this evening, I couldn't figure out how to get the burner to work. That's shit. Couldn't eat any poo.
It's even greater that it says "pong" at the top, as in, bad smell… like poo!