Tofu is shit

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE TOFU SECTION OF THE SUPERMARKET!

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How I laughed! The five-year-old child within me was squealing with delight and wanting to run around the supermarket screaming "look, it says poo!".

But annoyingly when I went to fry up some poo this evening, I couldn't figure out how to get the burner to work. That's shit. Couldn't eat any poo.

It's even greater that it says "pong" at the top, as in, bad smell… like poo!

POO!

4 Responses to " Tofu is shit "

  1. Heather says:

    Was it firm poo or silken poo? You could have made a poo laksa if it was nice and squishy.

  2. brooke says:

    hey ash,
    tofu is not made for chocoholics!
    can you do me a big favour befor xmas, bay and chelsea want a couple of cheap boho/hippie long handled tote bags , bay for all her dance gear and chels for her diabetes stuff that she has to carry around 24/7, u know the cool ones i mean, send them to your mum and make sure they are cheap, thanks your a doll,
    and please dont forget you are not a tofu girl ok honey, i dont think your mum could handle that for xmas lunch lol, love brooke, stay safe and enjoy

  3. Ben says:

    Can’t stop giggling.

  4. DW says:

    Stay away from soy 😉 it will kill u lol