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Welcome to my new home!

Sorry it’s a bit sparse at the moment. I’ve just been so busy with the move. I popped down to Ikea to see if they had a pre-fab living-blog-room kit, but then I couldn’t put the damn thing together. I ended up swearing at some poor Swedish exchange student who told me just to follow the instructions.

But plonk down on the floor… sorry, yeah, I know that light switch is broken, sorry it’s a bit dark. I will fix it soon. I need to get a ladder first.

Let me get you a drink of this champagne (yeah, I’ve never heard of Swine brand champagne before either, I think it’s Mexican). Sorry, I don’t have any champagne glasses. You don’t mind drinking out of this plastic Batman promotional tumbler I got for free with a McHappy Meal ten years ago, right?

But welcome. Thanks for coming over. Hope it wasn’t too hard to find. I reckon this place will be just as much fun, if not more so, than the last joint. Speaking of joints, what’s that smell?

Oh, you bought your new friend I haven’t met before? Hey! Well, this is just a little housewarming shindig. I used to live over at a place called betty loves blogging, but I decided to move cos the rent was too expensive. I’m a journalist/media type you see, so it’s pretty surprising I can put a roof over my head at all really… plus I’m Australian and 24, but I haven’t pawned my furniture for beer, if that’s what you are thinking.  I’m not that kind of Australian.  Most of the time I’m not…

Sit down! Have a chat!  I’ve got some crazy stories to tell you…

(so yeah, welcome to the new blog. It’s all not quite finished yet, but I’ll get around to it…)

7 Responses to " Welcome! Do come on in. Sorry, I haven’t bought chairs yet. "

  1. Tilda says:

    Yay! It looks so purrrrdddy! Make sure you link me because I need to sponge off your blog traffic! xx

  2. belle says:

    I CANZ FINDZ BLOG LOL

  3. Ashlee says:

    Hey! Ya I still haven’t done the link list, but you laydeez will be on it for sure. xx

  4. Cassie says:

    Sorry, I don’t have any champagne glasses. You don’t mind drinking out of this plastic Batman promotional tumbler I got for free with a McHappy Meal ten years ago, right?

    Not at all, I believe I’ve drunk Merlot out of those exact same glasses.

  5. Heather says:

    “Speaking of joints, what’s that smell? Oh, you bought your new friend I haven’t met before? Hey!”
    Stoner McPublicPoo is in da house!

    You were still in Oz for that one weren’t you?

    Happy blogwarming! Now we just need Mezzie was here in her 90210 t-shirt like at your real housewarming all those years ago…

  6. Ashlee says:

    OMG! Remember when we ended up with all these crazy randoms that some of the film students had bought along and there were all these really weird druggos sleeping on Mel and my couch at 4am and we had to kick them out? Oh, such happy memories of the yellow sink house in Leichhardt!!!

    Um, and I think I might have missed that joke Heb haha. But it sounds hilar

  7. ella says:

    bienvenida! You truly are a one-woman media empire, putting the rest of us to shame with your ‘self-facilitating media-node’ ways.

    looks luverly

    xx